哈哈哈~真是笑死我了~~~真是嘴賤到深處無法擋的地步!!!


Guess Who
猜是誰
Did you Miss me?
想我嗎?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
潔西卡猩普森 給我唱
Dina Rea ? (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ? rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player? Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
當你大搖大擺走進門
我突然瞭了
你是大家的神
誰能不把你一眼
你是 搖滾明星
誰能夠不愛你
玩很大 誰能玩得過你

We're the ones who made you
我們造孽捧你

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You?re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You?re a ? rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player? Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
當你大搖大擺走進門
我突然瞭了
你是大家的神
誰能不把你一眼
你是 搖滾明星
誰能夠不愛你
玩很大 誰能玩得過你
我們造孽捧你

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what?s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f?rget K-Fed let?s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won?t be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ?em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You?re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You?re a ? rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player? Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
當你大搖大擺走進門
我突然瞭了
你是大家的神
誰能不把你一眼
你是 搖滾明星
誰能夠不愛你
玩很大 誰能玩得過你
我們造孽捧你

(VERSE THREE)
And that?s why? my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don?t try to deny it baby, I?m the only one for you

Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?

You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You?re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You?re a ? rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player? Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
當你大搖大擺走進門
我突然瞭了
你是大家的神
誰能不把你一眼
你是 搖滾明星
誰能夠不愛你
玩很大 誰能玩得過你
我們造孽捧你

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
寶貝~寶貝~搖下去~搖下去

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
寶貝~寶貝~搖下去~搖下去

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
寶貝~寶貝~搖下去~撩下去吧

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
噢~愛霉, 勒戒不成跟著上癮
我等妳 勒戒所見 哈哈哈~

Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah
德瑞博士, 2020年


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