一碗麵的異想世界

來自喬治麥可的MV - Too Funky


話說George Michael被捲入同性戀疑雲(解散樂團原因其一)，唱片銷售依然不受影響，純厚高磁性嗓音仍然擄獲人心，猶如陳年好酒越陳越香，80年代有許多朗朗上口暢銷金曲，包括披頭四最為經典的反戰歌曲，80年代可說是音樂創作的巔峰。

這首MV很有趣，充滿許多性暗示，很像電影紅磨坊的歌舞女伶片段，超級名模生死鬥的漂亮主持人Tyra好像也有在裡面，走秀model cat walk之餘還不忘勾引攝影師(好像安立奎)，不知是攝影師的幻想還是...其中Emma模特兒的機車裝，還附有後照鏡，真是太酷了。(Cat Walk=走台步)

大碧姐的機器手指的靈感應該來自MV裡戴著安全帽的model的緊身酷帥勁裝，尤其是手臂部份。




Beyonce - If I Were a Boy (假如我是男孩)

If I were a boy
如果我是男生
Even just for a day
就算只有一天也好
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
我會在床上滾來滾去到天亮
And throw on what I wanted then go
可以盡情的摔東西，掉頭就走
Drink beer with the guys
可以和三五好友喝個爛醉
And chase after girls
可以追著漂亮美眉跑
I'd kick it with who I wanted
也可以揍扁那些討厭鬼
And I'd never get confronted for it.
然後不在乎後果會如何
Cause they'd stick up for me.
因為他們總看我不順眼

[Chorus]
If I were a boy
如果我是男生
I think I could understand
我想我會懂得
How it feels to love a girl
和女生戀愛的感覺
I swear I'd be a better man.
我發誓 會當個好男人
I'd listen to her
傾聽她的心聲
Cause I know how it hurts
因為我了解被傷害的感受
When you lose the one you wanted
當你失去了你所愛
Cause he's taken you for granted
因為他視你為理所當然
And everything you had got destroyed
所有的一切都栽在他手裡

[Verse 2]
If I were a boy
如果我是男生
I could turn off my phone
我大可關掉手機
Tell everyone it's broken
假裝手機摔壞了
So they'd think that I was sleepin' alone
讓大家以為我一個人睡
I'd put myself first
我可以只顧著自己
And make the rules as I go
然後暢所欲為
Cause I know that she'd be faithful
因為我知道我的女孩，絕對忠心
Waitin' for me to come home (to come home)
乖乖等著我回家 (回家)

(Chorus)
It's a little too late for you to come back
現在才想回頭，為時已晚
Say its just a mistake
你說中間肯定有誤會
Think I'd forgive you like that
還以為我會原諒你
If you thought I would wait for you
癡等著你回心轉意
You thought wrong
那你真的錯了

(Chorus)
But you're just a boy
但 你只是男生
You don't understand
什麼都不了解
Yeah you don't understand
都不懂
How it feels to love a girl someday
愛上女生 是什麼感覺
You wish you were a better man
你自許 成為好男人
You don't listen to her
卻不傾聽她的心聲
You don't care how it hurts
也不關心她的傷痛
Until you lose the one you wanted
直到 失去你所愛
Cause you've taken her for granted
因為你都視她為理所當然
And everything you have got destroyed
你摧毀了她的一切
But you're just a boy
就因為 你是男生