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看莉莉艾倫擠眉弄眼~吉百利巧克力廣告
(右邊那個是主持人之一Alan Carr，穿猩猩裝打鼓是另一Justin Lee Collins)


吉百利巧克力廣告(Offical)

莉莉(Lily Allen)在英國節目The Sunday Night Project被邀為座上嘉賓，主持人Justin Lee Collins和Alan Carr超好笑，尤其是爆料時的表情堪稱經典，主持作風大膽辛辣尖酸刻薄又幽默，有點像台灣節目-全民大悶鍋那樣，扮女裝惡搞一些英國知名主持人或明星，但英國人的幽默不是像美國這樣淺顯易懂，但貼近老百姓的心聲，捧腹大笑之餘為生活加點樂趣，Just LOL~(laugh out loudly)。

我覺得吉百利的廣告超誇張，應該是有加眉部動作特效，不然怎麼能動得如此...厲害~~Anyway,蠻期待Katy Perry能上節目，與Lily Allen相互爆料，我想收視率應該會另創新高，哈哈。



Man Boobs(By James Corden, Alan Carr, Justin Lee Collins)

A to the B to the C to the D cup
Come on baby feel my moobs up

I’m cruising with my homies on the look out for some chicks
Top down, shirts off, wind in our tits
Pull into a diner for some tea at half past 10
We always bring our milk with us, ladies just say when
I’m hanging’ on the beach and we’re causing such commotion
Girls going crazy cause we’re running in slow motion
Went to a surgeon to increase my baps of rubber
Placed his face into my boobs and went, blubber blubber

Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them
Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10

You recognize my face cause it’s been on the TV
Soon my moobs will be as famous when they’re on page three
When yobbos take the piss and start to give us hassle
We mesmerize and hypnotize them with our man boob tassels
To make the most of your man boobs here are some simple tips
Wear a shirt too small and rub ice cubes on your nips
Rubbing them with cocoa butter keeps them soft and silky
I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me

Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them
Man boobs man boobs
Mammaries for men
Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10
Man booooobs (boobs)
Man booooobs (boobs)
Get your self some man boooooobs (yeah yeah)
Oh yeah, moobs
M-double O-B-S (moobs)
M-double O-B-S (moobs)

詹姆斯科登(James Corden)，英國搞笑諧星。
這首爆笑的歌是在描述男人的胸部也是有分A~D，moobs好像是指男人的胸部很大，大到垂下來，很像女生的胸部。I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me，這句是諷刺英國查爾斯王子赤裸上身在他的農田栽種，這個變態竟然想用他的胸部擠奶給我喝!~


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