一碗麵的異想世界

萬眾矚目的Lady GaGa又來了~這次大鬧監獄，還要澄清自己沒有LP?!



這次轉移到女子監獄，連獄警都這麼Man~XD(想不到Gaga被扒光光全裸入鏡，雖然有打馬賽克啦~)
這首歌大略講接到電話對方要跟你分手! 靠~老娘不爽跟你說"我很忙~賣擱卡阿"
(男生蠻長用這招~收訊不良...掛囉掰~)

對方:為啥不接電話??
偶:我在Party狂歡、我在Club跳舞、我在浴缸裡泡澡....一堆藉口就是不接電話(= =)+老娘忙得很!賣擱打阿!!!


香菸眼鏡鐵鍊裝大晃放風處，趁著與對方親熱A走她的手機(是與對方分手的意思嗎?)
混亂中接到分手電話很不爽，老娘忙著在監獄走道大跳鋼管舞...(Gaga真有你的! So Hot!)
Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore!; I got my head and my heart on the dance-floor


接下來換大碧姐，接Gaga出獄(還學麥可~招牌舞步超可愛)就前往餐廳見男友，男友電話追追追就是追不到大碧姐，大碧姐生氣之下，將Gaga牌毒葯-雞毒酒(cock'n'kill)，偷偷傪入男友咖啡~毒死惡棍男友! 想不到Gaga牌毒葯效果驚人，毒死全部人...
Gaga&Beyonce逃亡去....To be continued...(應該還有續集吧~呵)

雖說這MV置入性行銷很多...健怡可樂、漢堡熱狗、LG手機、美國國旗服裝..但MV很讚~

[Lady Gaga]
Hello
Hello, baby; you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service in the club you say, say
Wa-wa-what did you say?
Huh?; You're breaking up on me
Sorry; I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry; I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy

Just a second; it's my favorite song they're gonna play and I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?
You shoulda made some plans with me; you knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy

Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore!; I left my head and my heart on the dance-floor
Stop callin'', stop callin; I don't wanna talk anymore!; I left my head and my heart on the dance-floor

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub' and you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call when you want but there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub' and you're not gonna reach my telephone

[Beyonce]
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster, put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector
Sorry: I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you: I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone ri-ringing
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I'm not takin no calls 'cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin!

Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore!; I got my head and my heart on the dance-floor
Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna talk anymore!; I got my head and my heart on the dance-floor

Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore!; I got my head and my heart on the dance-floor
Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna talk anymore; I got my head and my heart on the dance-floor
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call when you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone, my telephone, mi-mi-mi, my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone
Mi-mi-mi, my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bub' and you're not gonna reach my telephone

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