一碗麵的異想世界

Man Boobs(By James Corden, Alan Carr, Justin Lee Collins) A to the B to the C to the D cup Come on baby feel my moobs up I’m cruising with my homies on the look out for some chicks Top down, shirts off, wind in our tits Pull into a diner for some tea at half past 10 We always bring our milk with us, ladies just say when I’m hanging’ on the beach and we’re causing such commotion Girls going crazy cause we’re running in slow motion Went to a surgeon to increase my baps of rubber Placed his face into my boobs and went, blubber blubber Man boobs man boobs Mammaries for men Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them Man boobs man boobs Mammaries for men Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10 You recognize my face cause it’s been on the TV Soon my moobs will be as famous when they’re on page three When yobbos take the piss and start to give us hassle We mesmerize and hypnotize them with our man boob tassels To make the most of your man boobs here are some simple tips Wear a shirt too small and rub ice cubes on your nips Rubbing them with cocoa butter keeps them soft and silky I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me Man boobs man boobs Mammaries for men Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them Man boobs man boobs Mammaries for men Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10 Man booooobs (boobs) Man booooobs (boobs) Get your self some man boooooobs (yeah yeah) Oh yeah, moobs M-double O-B-S (moobs) M-double O-B-S (moobs) 詹姆斯科登(James Corden)，英國搞笑諧星。 這首爆笑的歌是在描述男人的胸部也是有分A~D，moobs好像是指男人的胸部很大，大到垂下來，很像女生的胸部。I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me，這句是諷刺英國查爾斯王子赤裸上身在他的農田栽種，這個變態竟然想用他的胸部擠奶給我喝!~ The Sunday Night Project英國節目官方網站